Fwd: Not be Forwarded

Ok, I really really .. really... really do not like any email that has "Fwd:" in the title. But I have to say that I really liked this one. Please do ask yourself if I can say really anymore, becuase I really think I can. ;)

So here it is, this is the day, my last day at DuPont and my first day into the world of "Fwd:"

You know you're living in 2003 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not
have e-mail addresses.
6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in
a business manner.
7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "0" to get
an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
different companies.
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job
12. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get
long-service awards.

AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE...

13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.
14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your
"friends"
15. You got this email from a friend that never talks to you any more,
except to send you jokes from the net. ....OK THIS ONE ISN'T TRUE B/C I TALK TO EACH ONE OF YOU!!!
16. You are too busy to notice there was no No 9
17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a No.9