Food in the kitchen, nothing in my stomach

I am literally dying .... today at work we are having a TG (Thank God) .... I guess for "Thank God it's hump day." Anywho, along with a TG come beer and food. ... beer anD FOOD! So I am starving, and the TG does not start til 5pm. I leave for class at 3:30, the problem is the meat balls and Cheese dip cooking in the kitchen is making me crazY! I almost went in with my coffee to dip it in the meat ball cooker and scoop me up some meat balls. No one would ever know, I could just walk down the hall like I had just gotten a refill of coffee.

I haven't eaten lunch, just 2 cups of coffe and a powder doughnut from yesterday.....